You've got that smooth, mature kind of sexiness that does really well at Sudoku conventions or just about anywhere.
You've got a bit of the Geek in you, which you stealthily use to your advantage. After all, there's nothing sexier than being smart about what you want and going after it. You have the potential to wow 'em with your choice words and profound insight. Just be sure to find a suitable balance between confidence and kindness. Have courage to speak your mind, but don’t forget about giving all your honeys all the love and attention they deserve. (After all, they were smart enough to go for you.)
Aww, you're such a sweetie! You're so busy being friendly and peppy and cute, you probably don't even realize how good-looking you are.
Keep it up - everyone loves a puppy. But remember - just because you act like a dog doesn't give you the right to sniff any stranger's butt. Stick to friends and family only, please.
It's harvest time, time to celebrate the wealth of nature, time for little kiddies to carve pumpkins and eat fun-sized Snickers bars. What better way to celebrate it than to dress up like the personification of Death! Grab yourself a black cloak and a scythe, then get out there and scare all the old people.
Bonus: all that fabric will keep you way warmer than the suckers dressed up like can-can dancers. Double-bonus: you now have the power of life and death. Use it wisely.
Possibly (but not limited to) Rachel, Raymond, Rafael, Randall, Renee, Raul
or Rebecca.
Bonus fortunes: You will meet in: the rain. Your first date will be: a Rascal Flatts concert. Your wedding menu will feature: rigatoni. Your children's complexions will be: ruddy.